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Emergency on My Part

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Price range: $21.99 through $29.99

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Size guide — Classic Tee

Gildan 5000 — approximate garment measurements in inches, measured flat.

Size guide — Classic Tee
SizeChest width
(armpit to armpit)
Length
(shoulder to hem)
S18"28"
M20"29"
L22"30"
XL24"31"
2XL26"32"
3XL28"33"
4XL30"34"
5XL32"35"

Only sizes offered by this product can be selected above. Compare these garment measurements with a similar item you own; chest width is half the approximate chest circumference. Allow for normal supplier tolerances and check the current Printful chart before ordering.

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Description

Classic Tee — Built for Snark. Made to Last.

Some shirts are delicate little flowers. This isn’t one of them.

The Snarklore Classic T-Shirt is printed on the Gildan 5000, a sturdy, structured tee made for people who like their shirts comfortable, their graphics crisp, and their opinions slightly inappropriate. Its heavyweight cotton construction gives it a clean, classic shape that holds up through repeat wear, repeat washing, and whatever questionable decisions happen in between. The structured fit also makes it easy to wear on its own or layer into your favorite casual look.

In other words: classic shirt, premium snark.

The Good Stuff

  • 100% cotton for most colors
  • Sport Grey: 90% cotton / 10% polyester
  • Ash Grey: 99% cotton / 1% polyester
  • Heather colors: 50% cotton / 50% polyester
  • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170–180 g/m²)
  • Pre-shrunk jersey knit to help keep the fit consistent
  • Durable open-end yarn and tubular construction
  • Taped neck and shoulders; double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem
  • Structured enough to keep your Snarklore design looking sharp

Made for You — Literally

Your Snarklore shirt is made especially for you after you place your order rather than sitting around in a warehouse waiting for someone to love it. Producing items on demand helps us reduce overproduction, keep inventory costs under control, introduce ridiculous new designs faster, and keep Snarklore prices as reasonable as possible. It may take a little longer to reach you, but we think making your shirt for you—and only you—is worth it.

Wear responsibly. Or don’t. We’re a T-shirt company, not your mother.

Additional information

Color

Black, White, Dark Heather, Navy, Sport Grey, Red, Royal, Forest Green, Military Green, Maroon

Size

S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL

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