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Size guide — Crewneck

Gildan 18000 — approximate garment measurements in inches, measured flat.

Size guide — Crewneck
SizeChest width
(armpit to armpit)
Length
(shoulder to hem)
S20"27"
M22"28"
L24"29"
XL26"30"
2XL28"31"
3XL30"32"
4XL32"33"
5XL34"34"

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Description

Crewneck Sweatshirt — Warm, Comfortable, and Just Judgy Enough

Cold weather shouldn’t force you to become pleasant.

The Snarklore Crewneck Sweatshirt is built on the Gildan 18000, a classic heavyweight crewneck that delivers warmth, softness, and plenty of room for whatever sarcastic statement deserves to be printed across your chest. With its sturdy 50/50 cotton-poly blend, soft air-jet spun yarn, and timeless fit, it is made for cool mornings, colder offices, questionable family gatherings, and days when a T-shirt simply isn’t enough protection from other people.

Why You’ll Love It

  • 50% cotton / 50% polyester
  • Substantial 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²) fabric
  • Pre-shrunk for a more consistent fit
  • Soft air-jet spun yarn
  • 1×1 athletic rib-knit collar with spandex
  • Double-needle stitching throughout
  • Quarter-turned construction helps prevent a center crease
  • Durable for repeat wear, washing, and sarcasm

Classic Comfort. Unnecessary Commentary.

The smooth surface gives Snarklore artwork a strong, clean canvas, while the heavier fabric provides everyday warmth and durability. Throw it over a T-shirt, wear it alone, or keep it on your office chair for thermostat emergencies.

Made for You — Literally

Your Snarklore Crewneck is made after you place your order. On-demand production helps reduce overproduction, control inventory costs, introduce new designs faster, and offer more ridiculous things without filling warehouses with unwanted merchandise. Your order may take a little longer because we’re making yours for you—and only you.

A Couple of Color Heads-Ups

White may have a slightly off-white appearance rather than bright optical white. Orange can show subtle hue changes depending on lighting. That’s normal. The sarcasm, however, should look exactly the same.

Warm body. Cool sweatshirt. Questionable attitude.

Additional information

Color

Black, White, Dark Heather, Navy, Sport Grey, Red, Royal, Forest Green, Military Green, Maroon

Size

S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL

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Made to orderThis item is made after you place and pay for your order. Estimated production time is 2–5 business days.
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